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Why Men need to do more Kegals in case of Alien Invasions ! 👽🗿

  👕 Elevate Your Style: Check out our exclusive line of shirts in collaboration with 4th Wall! 🎮 The Girls of Night City ! OwO Greetings, Earthlings! Today, we embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary boundaries of fitness and dives headfirst into the realm of intergalactic hilarity. Picture this: you’re minding your business on a lazy Sunday afternoon, and suddenly, little green men decide to drop by for a visit. What’s a man to do in the face of an alien invasion? The answer, my friends, lies in the uncharted territory of Kegel exercises. Clenching your cheeks can help us push back on these invaders ! Over on my channel we have been practicing all month!  The Men’s Galactic Defense Treaty Unveiled In a moment of interstellar inspiration, the men of Earth have concocted the Men’s Galactic Defense Treaty. Now, don’t be fooled by the word “treaty” – this is more of a comedic commitment to facing extraterrestrial invaders with pelvic prowess. Let’s break down this cosm...